Yao Ming is tall, even for a basketball player, but his handsomness is questionable at best.
Apparently the director of the award winning documentary Shark Water asked
him to be involved in a campaign to help end the senseless destruction of sharks by blackmarket asian pirates and he was all like, "yes indeedy" but you know, in Chinese.
Who better than an Asian icon to help spread the word to his country folk about why shark fin soup is so wrong, right? Wrong.
Turns out shark fin soup is "good for the man."
Mingy, the tall, ball-bouncing bastard that he is, couldn't handle NOT serving the CUSTODIAN OF THE OCEAN as an appetizer to 400 of his closest jerks at his wedding.
All I want to know is WHERE was this guy?
NO SHARK FIN SOUP FOR YOU!
Yao Ming is the winner of the TALL BUT NOT EVEN REMOTELY HANDSOME ON THE OUTSIDE OR INSIDE AWARD of the month. Suddenly he seems really small....
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