The Midget Agenda

The more I've reserched the history of the TALL AND HANDSOME the more I've come across an undeniably horrific pattern.

I've looked at the evidence from many angles. I've studied the trends. I've run the information through giant computers and the results seem to be the same. I'm convinced now that the persecution of the TALL AND HANDSOME can not be viewed as a seires of random acts of hate. There are no coincidences. Indeed, there seems to be something dark, small and sinister at work here.
I call it the MIDGET AGENDA.

You don't believe that there's foul work at play? Look at the evidence:

1) There are or have been an abnormally high number of short people in power positions around the world- Tom Cruise (5'8"), Pablo Picasso ( 5,4"), Napoleon (5'2"), Danny Devito (5'0"), Ghengis Khan (5'1"). Standing around 5'5" there's Vladimir Lenin and James Cagney, Lou Reed.These men stand (stood) around 5'6": Woody Allen, Dustin Hoffman, Joseph Stalin.

And how about "MINI ME" Verne Troyer who logs in at a whopping 2'8"!!!!

But wait...there's more.....

2) Automobiles have become so small that many a TALL AND HANDSOME individual can no longer fit inside them. As the apocalypse certainly looms on the horizon of the future could this be a way of leaving the TALLS in the dust to suffer while the shorts make their sneaky escape from Armageddon's walls of fire? Are the TALLS being used as a kind of human sheild to help "those that dwell underneath" avoid disaster?!?!?!

3) The living quarters in many metropolitan centres have dwindled to 500 sq ft or even less!!!!

No self respecting TALL can live in these conditions for any extended period of time without becoming deformed and twisted....possibly even dying.

Or consider this, they say a goldfish will grow to a size that comfortably fits its surroundings. Could the shorts be growing a race of small people in small apartments in order to create a small world after all?!?!?!

We're through the looking glass here people. The is treachery afoot. Our only hope is to learn as much as we can. Knowlege is power!

AND KNOW THIS MY LANKY FRIENDS...WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT!!!!!!